Online, you talked to her for hours everyday about your life and feelings.
She was the most understanding, exotic beauty you’d ever known.
If you’re new to the city, you might consider this a crash course.
No matter how you look at it, it’s intended to be humorous and don’t worry, we’re already at work on our outrageous profiles of the city’s men. She wants to help the poor and needy — and she’ll tell you about it over many, many THB300 cocktails at Above 11. It will be a palace cause she’s got an accommodation allowance. The Hi-so Thai Girl Slumming It She’s got the looks, the clothes, the car, the money.
She doesn’t need you for anything so, if she’s seeing you, you’re probably a DJ, a model or French.
She might take you to a launch party, a fashion event or The Commons to show you off to her friends. You see her at Cheap Charlie’s, and you may work beside her.
After years of fantasizing about Asian girls without meeting any, you found the perfect one on
Her name has the word “porn” in it but she claims it means “wish” in Thai.
She never does any modeling jobs, but she doesn’t need to pay rent and cobbles together a meager buzz and living from making appearances at “model’s night” at various sketchy clubs.
Upside: she can find any drugs you or your friends are looking for. The Girl that Wants to Get Married and Go to your Country She’s single-minded in her goal and will mention it to you often.
She makes you take her to purchase boots and a winter coat during your first month of dating because “it’s so cold in your country.” She slipped in the question, “How many kids do you want? After you buy her a “lady drink,” you find out this Isaan beauty knows more English than you thought.
Until he does too much yaba one night and kills you both.
Sorry, we mean, until you accidentally fall off of your balcony in Pattaya.